when you are so desperate you go to the second page of google results
I KNOW IT’S JUST A COINCIDENCE BUT I CANNOT STOP FUCKING LAUGHING.
Dare to dream.
A close second to the “Walter Junior is Keyser Söze” theory.
this makes me so happy
Adult Swim making an unholy amount of sense.
- spanish and italian: So THESE words are feminine and THESE words are masculine, and you ALWAYS put an adjective AFTER the noun.
- french: haha i dont fuckin know man just do whatever
- german: LET'S ADD A NEUTRAL NOUN HAHA
- english: *shooting up in the bathroom*
- gaelic: the pronounciation changes depending on the gender and what letter the word starts and ends with and hahah i dont even know good fucking luck
- polish: here have all of these consonants have fun
- japanese: subject article noun article verb. too bad there's three fucking alphabets lmao hope your first language isn't western
- welsh: sneeze, and chances are you've got it right. idfk
- chinese: here's a picture. draw it. it means something. it can be pronounced three different ways. these twenty other pictures are pronounced the same but have very different meanings. godspeed.
- Arabic: so here's this one word. it actually translates to three words. also pronouns don't really exist. the gender is all in the verb. have fun!
- Latin: here memorize 500 charts and then you still dont know what the fuck is happening
- Sign Language: If you move this sign by a tenth of an inch, you'll be signing "penis"
So Robert Downey Jr. is filming near me and stopped to sign stuff and..
- Me: (Holds out dollar bill and pen)
- Robert Downey Jr: Are you asking me to deface government property?
- Me:
- Me:
- Me: Yes.
- RDJ: Gimmee.
